JavaScript Memes and Jokes ... Keep em coming 😁

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[Ben Halpern]

Ben Halpern

@bendhalpern

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

14:27 PM - 20 Mar 2015

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[Michiel Hendriks]

There's this guy who made a good joke years ago, and keeps trying to cash in on it.

[bittnkr]

It's because this is a so bad joke that the better you can do is laugh about it.

Sometimes instead of this, I misspell shit, that's almost the same.

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

🤣

[Yechiel Kalmenson]

Kelly Vaughn 🐞

@kvlly

Java is to JavaScript as Corona is to Coronavirus

21:00 PM - 28 Feb 2020

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[Ahmad Awais ⚡️]

lmao 🤣

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ben Halpern]

omg

[Devang Hingu]

that happen sometimes with me. tell what about you.!

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

2nd one

[Devang Hingu]

i feels both.!!

[Ana]

And sometimes you are in both states at the same time like Schrodinger's cat.

[Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli]

A JavaScript developer walks into a bar.

The barman asks "why the long face?"

The developer replies "I programme in JavaScript."

"Oh! Sorry," says the barman. "Why the ieee double precision floating point face?" and pulls him 0.999999 pints.

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

pints 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli]

Are you curious because you've never had a pint, or because in English any amount other than 1 is plural?

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

🤨

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

WTH 🤣😂

[Devang Hingu]

i'm python engineer..!! Can i join? 🙄

[Sharad Raj (He/Him)]

Of course not 😂🤣 ... Yeah sure JK

[Devang Hingu]

ha ha good JOKE

[AmtrakGuy2]

I know that this is CSS, but this is just too funny: 2 CSS classes walk into a bar. A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.