Welcome to my little CS trivia series. Every week I post a new trivia piece.
Today's question is...
When did the first "hello world" happen?
"Hello World" is usually the first program that any programmer writes. It was introduced by Brian Kernighan who in 1974 published the first tutorial on programming in C. Writer Clive Thompson mentions in his book "Coders" that Kernighan was apparently inspired by a cartoon with a chick character that hatches out of an egg and says these words.
Here's a signed and framed version of Kernighan's "hello world":
If you're curious how to say "Hello world" in most popular languages, check this list. However, what I found most exciting are translations to the esoteric languages. Below are my favorites:
JS Fuck
JS Fuck is an esoteric language that is based on the atomic parts of JS and takes advantage of the fact that JS is a loosely-typed language. Paste this into your browser console to see an alert with "hello world":
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Shakespeare
Shakespeare is a language for literature aficionados. According to the docs: "The design goal was to make a language with beautiful source code that resembled Shakespeare plays. (...) The first line of every SPL program is the title. Or actually, everything up until the first period is the title, whether it's one line, three lines, or half a line. You're generally free to insert space and newlines wherever you want in the code, but we urge you to please indent tastefully. The title serves only aesthetic purposes. "
The Infamous Hello World Program.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
Pikalang
Pikalang is what Pikachu would code in. Here's 'hello world':
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Beatnik
Beatnik is an esoteric language in which code looks like English-language text (typically with sentences that don't make a lot of sense). The words are scored according to the rules of the Scrabble board game, and the score is used to determine the operation. Here's "hello world":
Soars, larkspurs, rains.
Indistinctness.
Mario snarl (nurses, natures, rules...) sensuously retries goal.
Agribusinesses' costs par lain ropes (mopes) autos' cores.
Tuner ambitiousness.
Flit.
Dour entombment.
Legals' saner kinking lapse.
Nests glint.
Dread, tied futures, dourer usual tumor grunts alter atonal
garb tries shouldered coins.
Taste a vast lustiness.
Stile stuns gad subgroup gram lanes.
Draftee insurer road: cuckold blunt, strut sunnier.
Rely enure pantheism: arty gain groups (genies, pan) titters, tattles, nears.
Bluffer tapes? Idle diatom stooge!
Feted antes anklets ague? Remit goiter gout!
Doubtless teared toed alohas will dull gangs' aerials' tails' sluices;
Gusset ends! Gawkier halo!
Enter abstruse rested loser beer guy louts.
Curtain roams lasso weir lupus stunt.
Truant bears animate talon. Entire torte originally timer.
Redo stilt gobs.
Utter centaurs;
Urgent stars;
Usurers (dilute);
Noses;
Bones;
Brig sonar graders;
Utensil silts;
Lazies.
Fret arson veterinary rows.
Atlas grunted: "Pates, slues, sulfuric manor liaising tines,
trailers, rep... unfair! Instant snots!"
Sled rested until eatery fail.
Ergs fortitude
Indent spotter
Euros enter egg.
Curious tenures.
Torus cutlasses.
Sarong torso earns cruel lags it reeled.
Engineer: "Erase handbag -- unite ratification!"
oaring oaten donkeys unsold, surer rapid saltest tags
BUTTERED TIBIA LUGS REWIRING TOILETS
anion festers raring edit epilogues.
DIRGE ROTOR.
linnet oaring.
GORE BOOTIES.
Ironed goon lists tallest sublets --
Riots,
Raucous onset.
Ignobly, runners' diet anguishes sunrise loner.
Erode mob, slier switcher!
Loaners stilt drudge pearl atoll, risking hats' ends.
Rebind sitters.
Toga epistles -- crud lard. (Pager purse dons souls.)
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unless idlers rind stilt region land GERMICIDES SULTANA GUTS gill siting leans
nice spurs
tests gloves
roused asp
Holes! Moles! (Sores!)
Hygienists! Scars! (Asses!)
Smells spell rares.
Cubs instant sing in parse goodies.
Rosin. Unhelpful sisal acres. Slope told.
MALENESS PASTA LAB. "Infirmary vine," rang illiterates (beans).
Rosin sours, insults truss abalones, nailed rules, helical atlases.
Dear remodeling stings mar rents.
Sunless shiner orb (silly idol.)
Clarity disses senna.
Vagabonds sauted; sloes performed gelds.
Alter post radial lip sectioning gums.
Saint Towellings.
Larger aeons telephone stolid char, pal!
Boats Dean forsook, rosters, tunas, terrariums -- united, traced.
Nude pagoda careens.
One of my distant-future goals is to create my own programming language so maybe one day I'll add my contribution to this list.
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Something about the phrase "mario snarl" in Beatnik's "hello world" really tickled me. 😀 I don't think I'll ever hear Mario's "yippies" and "woohoos" the same way ever again.
That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
Thanks for introducing esoteric programming language. I looked more into Shakespeare, and find that if I change
speak your/thy mindtoopen your/thy heart, make sense on what it does.Oh, totally! Thank you for this comment and your creativity ❤️