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jess unrein
jess unrein

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programming languages as crafts and toys

Java: LEGO
Python: Knitting
Ruby: Crochet
JavaScript: Cross stitch
HTML/CSS: Sand Art
Web Assembly: Embroidery
Go: K’nex
SQL: Silly Putty
PHP: Pony Bead Melting
C: Glassblowing
COBOL: blacksmithing

I will not be explaining further or taking questions. It’s not rational. This is just something I feel deeply in my soul.

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Ben Halpern

Kotlin: Lego Mindstorms?

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Jason C. McDonald

C++: Sculpting

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Damir Franusic • Edited

Assembler: Base jumping
Lua: waffle maker

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Damir Franusic • Edited

LaTeX: sewing machine

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UncleMajboor

well you make me +1 encourage .