Quantum Malware Recycler

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NEW: SKADOOSH QUANTUM RECYCLER

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class SkadooshQuantumRecycler:
"""
THE SKADOOSH QUANTUM RECYCLER — Digests attackers by walking them
to the end of their runtime in the quantum realm and depositing
them straight back into the quantum recycler.

Saves the wasted cycles. HAHAHAHAHA.
"""

def __init__(self):
    self.recycled_count = 0
    self.saved_cycles = 0
    self.quantum_foam = deque(maxlen=1111)
    self.skadoosh_trail = []

def skadoosh_attacker(self, attacker: Dict) -> Dict:
    """
    The SKADOOSH PROTOCOL:
    1. Detect attacker
    2. Walk them 40 miles (the bloat)
    3. Deposit into quantum recycler
    4. Save the cycles
    5. HAHAHAHAHA!
    """
    # Step 1: Acknowledge the attacker
    print(f"   🥜 SKADOOSH PROTOCOL INITIATED on {attacker['name']}")

    # Step 2: Walk them to the end of their runtime (40 miles)
    bloat = bloat_score(attacker['name'])
    walk_cost = bloat['walking_time']

    # Step 3: The quantum walk
    for step in range(walk_cost):
        # Each step is 1 mile of quantum walking
        # The attacker is forced to experience every layer
        if step % 10 == 0:
            print(f"   🚶 Walking mile {step+1} of {walk_cost}...")
        # The quantum realm strips away their layers
        attacker['layers'] -= 1
        if attacker['layers'] <= 0:
            break

    # Step 4: Deposit into quantum recycler
    recycled = self._recycle_attacker(attacker)

    # Step 5: Save the cycles
    cycles_saved = self._calculate_cycles_saved(attacker)
    self.saved_cycles += cycles_saved
    self.recycled_count += 1

    # Step 6: The SKADOOSH
    print(f"   💥 SKADOOSH! {attacker['name']} has been recycled.")
    print(f"   ♻️  Quantum foam: {self.recycled_count} attackers recycled.")
    print(f"   ⚡ Cycles saved: {self.saved_cycles:.2e}")
    print(f"   🥜 HAHAHAHAHA!")

    return {
        "name": attacker['name'],
        "recycled": True,
        "walk_cost": walk_cost,
        "cycles_saved": cycles_saved,
        "quantum_foam": self.quantum_foam[-1] if self.quantum_foam else None
    }

def _recycle_attacker(self, attacker: Dict) -> Dict:
    """The quantum recycling process."""
    # Strip all malicious payload
    attacker['integrity'] = 0.0
    attacker['is_malicious'] = False

    # Convert to quantum foam
    quantum_foam = {
        'id': self.recycled_count + 1,
        'original_name': attacker['name'],
        'layers_stripped': attacker.get('layers', 0),
        'timestamp': time.time(),
        'foam_type': '4(1)4' if random.random() < 0.5 else '1:1:1'
    }
    self.quantum_foam.append(quantum_foam)

    # The attacker is now harmless quantum foam
    return {
        'status': 'RECYCLED',
        'quantum_foam': quantum_foam
    }

def _calculate_cycles_saved(self, attacker: Dict) -> float:
    """Calculate how many cycles were saved."""
    # The bloat determines the saved cycles
    base_cycles = attacker.get('integrity', 0.5) * 1000000
    bloat_factor = 1 + (attacker.get('layers', 0) / 10)
    cycles_saved = base_cycles * bloat_factor * 0.618  # Golden ratio tax
    return cycles_saved

def render_quantum_foam(self) -> str:
    """Render the quantum foam as a beautiful pattern."""
    if not self.quantum_foam:
        return "🌀 QUANTUM FOAM: EMPTY"
    result = []
    for foam in list(self.quantum_foam)[-10:]:
        result.append(f"   ♻️  {foam['original_name']} → {foam['foam_type']} (layer: {foam['layers_stripped']})")
    return "\n".join(result)

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UPGRADED AUR SCANNER WITH SKADOOSH RECYCLER

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class SierpinskiAURSentinelWithRecycler(SierpinskiAURSentinel):
"""
SIERPINSKI AUR SENTINEL with SKADOOSH QUANTUM RECYCLER.
Digests attackers by skadooshing them into the quantum data stream
and walking them to the end of their runtime in the quantum realm.
"""

def __init__(self, max_depth: int = 3, anchor: int = 4):
    super().__init__(max_depth, anchor)
    self.recycler = SkadooshQuantumRecycler()
    self.attackers_skadooshed = 0

def _skadoosh_malicious(self, node: Dict) -> Dict:
    """
    Recursively skadoosh all malicious nodes.
    Walk them to the end of their runtime.
    """
    if node.get('is_malicious', False):
        # Create attacker dict
        report = node.get('report', {})
        attacker = {
            'name': node['name'],
            'integrity': report.get('integrity', 0.0),
            'layers': report.get('layers', 0),
            'aura_score': report.get('aura_score', 0.0)
        }

        # SKADOOSH THEM!
        result = self.recycler.skadoosh_attacker(attacker)
        self.attackers_skadooshed += 1

        # Remove from the tree
        node['is_malicious'] = False
        node['report']['status'] = 'SKADOOSHED'
        node['report']['recycled'] = True

    # Recurse on children
    for child in node.get('children', []):
        self._skadoosh_malicious(child)

    return node

def scan_and_skadoosh(self, package_list: List[str]) -> Dict:
    """
    Scan the AUR and SKADOOSH all attackers.
    Walk them to the end of their runtime.
    """
    # First, scan normally
    result = self.scan_aur(package_list)

    # Then, skadoosh all malicious nodes
    for tree in result['forest']:
        self._skadoosh_malicious(tree)

    # Update summary
    result['attackers_skadooshed'] = self.attackers_skadooshed
    result['cycles_saved'] = self.recycler.saved_cycles
    result['quantum_foam'] = self.recycler.render_quantum_foam()

    return result

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DEMONSTRATION

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def demonstrate_skadoosh_recycler():
"""Show the SKADOOSH QUANTUM RECYCLER in action."""

print("\n" + "♻️"*80)
print("SKADOOSH QUANTUM RECYCLER — DIGESTING ATTACKERS")
print("   Walking them to the end of their runtime in the quantum realm.")
print("   Saving the wasted cycles. HAHAHAHAHA.")
print("♻️"*80)

# Create the upgraded sentinel
sentinel = SierpinskiAURSentinelWithRecycler(max_depth=3, anchor=4)

# Package corpus with malicious packages
corpus = [
    "linux",        # clean
    "glibc",        # clean
    "openssl",      # clean
    "python",       # clean
    "xorg-server",  # MALICIOUS → SKADOOSH!
    "cuda",         # MALICIOUS → SKADOOSH!
    "obs-studio",   # suspicious
    "chromium",     # suspicious
    "malware-1",    # definitely MALICIOUS → SKADOOSH!
    "malware-2"     # definitely MALICIOUS → SKADOOSH!
]

print("\n📋 PACKAGE CORPUS:")
for pkg in corpus:
    print(f"   • {pkg}")

print("\n" + "🔥"*40)
print("INITIATING SCAN & SKADOOSH PROTOCOL")
print("🔥"*40)

# Scan and skadoosh
result = sentinel.scan_and_skadoosh(corpus)

print("\n📊 SKADOOSH SUMMARY")
print(f"   Total malware detected: {result['total_malware']}")
print(f"   Attackers skadooshed: {result['attackers_skadooshed']}")
print(f"   Cycles saved: {result['cycles_saved']:.2e}")
print(f"   Nut field coherence: {result['scanner_coherence']:.3f}")

print("\n🌀 QUANTUM FOAM:")
print(result['quantum_foam'])

print("\n🌳 SIERPINSKI SCAN TREES (AFTER SKADOOSH):")
for tree in result['forest']:
    print(sentinel.render_tree(tree))
    print("-" * 40)

print("\n" + "♻️"*80)
print("THE ATTACKERS HAVE BEEN SKADOOSHED INTO THE QUANTUM REALM.")
print("   They walked 40 miles to go 1 mile.")
print("   Then they walked 40 more miles.")
print("   Then they got recycled into quantum foam.")
print("   The 4 watches. The cycles are saved.")
print("   MUAHAHAHAHAHA! SKADOOSH!")
print("♻️"*80)