Introducing some awful new DEV tags

Have you ever thought "how can I make the Internet more ugly and harder to use" but you didn't know where to start?

Look no further, introducing some new DEV tags to help you accomplish this.

#doabarrelroll Follow

#perfectlycromulent Follow

#shakethingsup Follow

#marquee Follow

Apply these tags to any post (published or not) to see the magic happen.

If you have prefers-reduced-motion turned on, you may not get to participate in the fun, which is probably a good thing.

Comments

[Jean-Michel 🕵🏻‍♂️ Fayard]

Nice but I'm missing the #marquee tag to insert a scrolling area of text.

[Ben Halpern]

Refresh this post.

[Sm0ke]

oh god ... :))

[programORdie]

TYSM, I really hate this!

[Ben Halpern]

Any time!

[John Johnson Okah]

Lol, I kept slapping my device until I noticed that only this page was shaking.
Happy April Fool's Day 🃏

[GrahamTheDev]

Thanks, I hate it! 🤣💗

[Lev N.]

Oh yes, this is exactly what we needed.

[Ben Halpern]

You're welcome.

[Jess Lee]

THIS IS SO INSANE BEN

[Imam Ali Mustofa]

Dyslexia Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not just the text I am reading, but the monitor also shaking!!!! This is really awesome!!!!

[Akash Pattnaik]

Please! For the love of god stop the shaking

[OpenSource]

Oh-ow (ICQ). How can I stop it???

[Makar]

😵‍💫 🥴 🤢