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Let's start with an awful AI-generated meme
IT BROK EVERYTHING
"Yes! Bum"
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The "Yes! Bum!" was it for me.
Calsing bugs all day makes you brok a magnificent beard, apparently.
Nothing like an instant beard!
The computer on the Apollo 11 only had 32,768 bits of RAM! Pretty impressive.
Fully agree with this one, problem is that I want to skip things, but management doesn't like that I skip security scans that take 15 minutes in our pipeline lol.
Sure thing! Had in mind more code generators (Figma to [Name it]) VS what I am building.
There are things that cannot be skipped, but I find it interesting that the way we implement UIs (the process) did not change at all in 30+ years from when the CERN website was launched in 1991.
That's why I watch the whole tutorial first. Then, on the second time through, I follow along by writing the code.
Been there, done that. Only to realise it's an outdated tutorial.
Same happened to me in paid trainings, too. I had the chance to speak to the tutor's coworker who told me they had decided to leave the errors on purpose for authenticity and engagement, but I suspect they were just too lazy to rerecord the video or a add a text comment.
haha, happend many times
how many times... LOL
True, but you learn a lot in those moments, more than when everything goes smoothly.
totally can relate
I say “Eleven eleven”. Most properly, it would be
One thousand, one hundred and eleven.One thousand I’d assume, a typo obviously
Whoops. Sorry! :D
I am not sure why argue on this, it's just
0100 0101 0111. What's so hard about this? I mean, it did took me a moment to convert, but hey, it's better then looking dumb is to standup... get it? It's a thing here in India, for some reason every b tech dude does standup.The first number reads "thousand nine hundreds four twenties ten nine" in French (mille neuf cents quatre-vingts dix-neuf).
One thousand eleventy-one, says Bilbo.
Но это шифрование
Welcome to Bank and Insurance company!
This explains feet and ounces instead of meters and kilograms.
And the European raliway mess
Oh wow, yes indeed
On a project right now that's about 3 years in and so far we've dumped over 200 legacy apps and systems in favour of just 25!
Banking, I assume? Only they have such amounts of legacy to fix and such amounts of money to spend 😅
I work in banking, we are migrating 4 projects into one, because the older 3 are not written for scalability a.k.a. monoliths.
I tested our Java 21 API with virtual threads with 6 pods on our cluster and reached 2000 requests per second.
But to be fair the older API's where also using the wrong technologies to scale. They still use old messaging busses which break often and cause incidents all of the place.
Nooooooooooooo!
Are you willing to rewrite every single coding tutorial on the planet?!
Well, we'll still have j and k ;))
The developer in me doesn't permit that!
Give me 2^69 reasons why I shouldn't!
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