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Tell me you're web developer without telling me you're a web developer.

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Sherry Day

I open up inspect element in front of a friend and they think I'm hacking the matrix.

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Eric Sundquist

That's literally what the Missouri governor accused a journalist who exposed state teacher SSNs of doing...

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Md fakih

Hahahaha 😆

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Anton Rhein

🤣🥳

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TheCsFreak🎭

so true🤣🤣

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Justin Henry

my phone sometimes is 404;
I'm 401'd when entering my house without a key;
my son is 403'd from being mean to others;
putting the toilet paper in backwards is 405'd;
my towel folding tends to 406 often;
if my son doesn't listen, he often gets a 503;
when asking for anything special, I tend to 302 to my wife;
at the end of the day, if all goes well, I'd say the day was pretty 200;

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Chinara James

This comment should be getting way more likes. Very funny. :D

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metacollective

Googling for what 405 & 406 are 😶

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Skyler Saville

I love that I can totally understand this, when I know 99% of people wouldn’t have a clue. 🤣

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Valeria

I use browser console as a calculator 😜

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Daniel Camargo

hahahaha me 2

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pahosler

$ echo "2 + 2"|bc

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Radu-Alexandru B

i did that too, until i figured out it's faster to assign ipython console as a macro with AutoHotKey (open cmd prompt and type automatically ipython to open python console).

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𒎏Wii 🏳️‍⚧️

When I type l into the address bar of my browser it suggests localhost:8080

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Robson Muniz • Edited

I'm going to count until 3:
0, 1, 2, 3

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Ben Halpern

I'll go first.

Nothing drives me crazier than a website that has 4k pixel images downloading to display 100 pixel.

waiting

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Andrew Bone

fake slow loading image gif

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metacollective

I start resizing the window to see what breaks 🙄

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Andrew Bone

When I access my router's portal and see JQueryUI I feel sad...

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Alex Janke

Which router? my Fritzbox runs on Vue

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AydySmith

An error that changes = progress.

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Mike Talbot ⭐

I use single finger "air quotes" when talking.