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There are hundreds of brilliant xkcd comics. This one might be my favorite:
source
I alluded to this in my post today! dev.to/laurieontech/don-t-get-fool...
Just because you find the question on google...doesn’t mean you’ll find the answer alongside it :/
🙌
Classic.
DenverCoder9 answers DenverCoder9: “nvm, figured it out.“
Hahaha! Right!?
This one was sent to me by a coworker after my first bug fix gone wrong. Definitely cheered me up!
I feel this in my bones
Might as well have tagged me in this one
This is so true though
I fell asleep on the keyboard, and it exited my
vi
session.ZZ
.The easy way to exit is to just restart your computer!
github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim this might be helpful
It's my favorite.
Been there too! The guy regretted it afterwards.
I think I love this so much because for a long time I had no clue where it was reported 😂
me too!(I was also my own admin.)
I don't know about my favorite, but this just made me giggle
I now also want IOS 13 to provide free psychotherapy via siri.
In GNU Emacs, you can run
M-x doctor
to start a session with Elisa-like chatbot turned psychotherapist. It's amusing at times.A classic.
We literally have this posted on the wall in our office.
I love that, was going to post it myself. Hilarious :D It's on our wall too.
Always loved this one
This has always been one of my favorites!
All Strips from commitstrip.com/en/ are spot-on to me
Been there
Who hasn't 😭
Thankfully without the murderous robots though...
That we know of...
Been there as well. Now I prefer a language, where the Compiler won’t allow this.
Amazing
Holy shit--this is so accurate!
They say that a junior developer's mistakes have a small impact on a project, but a senior dev's mistakes have a big impact, so by that logic, the experienced programmer's rake should be even bigger.
For anyone who deals in formal logic I've always been partial to the following.
Programmer's spouse: Could you go to the store and buy a gallon of milk? If there are eggs get a dozen.
...Programmer return some while later with a dozen gallons of milk...
Programmer's spouse: Why on Earth did you buy twelve gallons of milk?!
Programmer: Well there were eggs.
Classic!
Reminds me of this one:
The programmers roommate texts them "hey, while you're out can you please buy some milk?"
The programmer never returned...
infinite loop. LOL
He should crash, he don't have enough money to buy infinite milk.
This reminds me of a sign I used to drive by a lot that read "End 55 MPH Speed Limit". I was always like "Woohoo, the only speed limit that existed just ended!"
Lol, apparently speed limits can be nested, so when you go from a 75mph zone to a 55mph zone you're still in the 75... 🤔
I think it's nice.
This will always remind of this:
destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
I lol'd in public while walking my dogs because of this.
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.0000000019 root beers.
Bartender: “I’ll have to charge you extra for that, that’s a root beer float.”
Programmer: “Well in that case make it a double.”
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