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What's Your Favorite Corporate Jargon?

Corporate jargon keeps creeping into our professional discourse, despite its reputation for obfuscation. Share your favorite corporate jargon and let's synergize our core competencies for a game-changing brainstorm!

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Maria Zaitseva

I like the word "velocity"

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Michael Tharrington

Haha, yes! Makes it feel so much more action-packed than it is.

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Michael Tharrington

"Thought leader" is one that always gets me giggly. I don't see it around as much now, but in the 2010s thought leaders were everywhere.

Makes me think of this TED talk parody:

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tq-bit • Edited
  1. Holistic or, even better, 'Big Picture'
  2. Onboarding (nobody ever says 'Offboarding,' though)
  3. Cutting-Edge or 'Bleeding-Edge'.
  4. Game Changer, whereas 'changing' does not necessarily mean 'improving'
  5. Core Competency, because that clearly leverages our USP* at POS** for our MVC***
  • Unique Selling Point ** Point Of Sale *** Most Valuable Customer
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Joe Mainwaring

You may not hear the term "offboarding" if you're not involved in the actual offboarding process. However, when you're the user admin for tools or equipment, it's common.

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Jo

Acronyms mean absolutely nothing to me. I think they've seeped their way into society due to corporate culture. But maybe it's just some only crapola too. I don't understand them, I will never understand them. I am absolutely doomed for not getting them. I see them akin to poison in the well, and they're everywhere. Absolutely everywhere.

(So I guess this is more a - I know this about corporate culture but dislike sort of thing.)

I don't know anything else about corporations, because I am not in the corporate world.

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Maddy

PTO = Paid Time Off

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Max F. Findel

I wouldn't know the right answer, but "let’s circle back on this topic next week to discuss further" 😆