Welcome to yet another blog post about the latest and greatest JavaScript framework that's going to revolutionize the world of web development. That's right, we're here to talk about the hottest, trendiest, and most buzzworthy framework that everyone's talking about but nobody actually understands.
Introducing...Fatigue.js! This new framework coded by me, promises to make web development faster, easier, and more intuitive than ever before.
You may ask, how? Well, we don't know that yet, but with its cutting-edge features, sleek design, and unparalleled performance, that all of the JavaScript frameworks before Fatigue.js had, it is sure to take the web development world by storm.
But wait, what does this framework actually do? How is it different from all the other frameworks that have come before it? What problem is it solving, and is that problem even relevant to your project?
Well, to be honest, I am not really sure, are you? No. Nobody really knows what this framework does or how it works, and that's what makes it unique. It is due to these reasons that Fatigue.js will be the next big thing as it won't stop everyone from jumping on the bandwagon and declaring it the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Alright, then let's start with how to get started with fatigue.
How to Install Fatigue
Installing fatigue is fairly simple, you just need to run
npm install fatigue && npm install create-js-fatigue-cli
or
yarn add fatigue
Then, you can fatigue-cli from your terminal to create fatigue apps. To create your first fatigue app run:
fatigue new myproj .
Fatigue, will now install around 420 dependencies to your device, and within about 1 hours and 9 minutes, your project will be production-ready, optimized, blatantly fast, secure and containerized boilerplate ...umm what other keywords did we have for it?,anyhoo, you get the point.
Understanding the workflow to build a fatigue app
Good news, fatigue projects revolve around 3 simple steps, which even a beginner can learn.
Step-1: Download the framework, and spend the next few hours tweaking App.js.
Step-2: Realize that you have no idea what you're doing and start frantically googling for tutorials and documentation(...we provide the best documentation - trust us).
Step-3: Give up in frustration & go back to vanilla JS and jQuery.
Conclusion
In conclusion, Fatigue.js may be the latest and greatest thing in the world of web development, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's right for you.
Before jumping on any new trend, take the time to evaluate whether it actually solves a problem you're facing(or rather how is the framework different than the ones already existing), and whether it's worth the time and effort to learn.
And if you do decide to try out Fatigue.js, just remember that you're not alone in feeling overwhelmed and confused. Good luck, and happy coding!
This shitpost was inspired from a recent post, I read. While this, is meant to be parody in all sense, you can check out the linked post for more serious advice.
Hope you enjoy reading the article as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Top comments (2)
Nice Shit post, Go back to r/js
Lol.