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Andreas
Andreas

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What was the funniest thing, a non-tech ever said to you?

Let's share some humorous moments with clients from completely different branches.

Please, this is not meant to make fun of other people's lack of knowledge. Nobody knows everything, but that's why we can nevertheless laugh about each other, right?

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Shift / Reinhart Previano K.

Can you hack my ex's Instagram profile?

Seriously, this question has been asked to all Indonesians who worked in IT (including those who aren't working in cybersecurity), colloquially called as "Anak IT" (literally IT person)

Just search for "Anak IT hack" on Twitter and you'll see those lost young Indonesian singles clients asking for true help.

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Julien Calixte

"Can we save 4g data to use them when we are offline? Like an external charger" I found this question cute 😌

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🦄N B🛡

Technically, though, the answer is "yes."

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Nathan Grass

I've seen this one a few times:

By the way, what does btw mean?

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Paresh • Edited

What is the unit conversion for MBs to KGs? It looks like my phone is getting heavier when I don't clear WhatsApp chat and media files.

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Paresh

What do you actually do by sitting all day in front of computer?

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Nathan Grass

My wife asks me how I know so many things when "I thought you just sat in front of a computer all day."

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Paresh

;-)

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Paresh

You build software products for investment banking, can you help me invest in equities?

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Paresh

You have done computers engineering, right? Can you fix my DVD Reader?

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Casey Brooks • Edited

My wife once looked over at me coding and saw class ComponentHolderOptionExtractor. As programmers, this makes perfect sense, a longer but more descriptive name, but she thought the name was just ridiculous and hilarious. To this day, anytime she wants to pretend she understands coding, she'll throw out that word with a look of "I bet you don't understand it, but I do!"

A few months after that, I refactored my app and generalized that class and renamed it to ModularListOptionExtractor. She'll never forgive me for killing off her beloved ComponentHolderOptionExtractor 🤣

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Andreas

Awesome story, thanks for sharing!

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Angel Macias

"I have an idea for an app. It should be easy for someone smart like you."

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Michiel Hendriks

"I have a simple question."