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Domenico Solazzo
Domenico Solazzo

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Ruin a Programming Language Challenge

Let's have fun!

Let's start ruining programming language's names for fun. Let's see how much damage we can do to them.

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Rules
  • Ruin a programming language changing one character from it.
  • You can't add or delete characters from the name.
  • Have fun!

I will start with Rust!

Rust -> Just -> Must -> Lust -> r Est!

- What have you got instead with Rust?
- Which programming language are you going to ruin next?

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JP Antunes

Jajascript

(works best with a Spanish accent though)

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Domenico Solazzo Author

What about LavaScript?๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹

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Domenico Solazzo Author

Ahahahah! Good one!

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Tom Hewlett-Taylor

TypoScript

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amananandrai

If Typescript is overrated it must be named as Hypescript๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Ben Sinclair

I'm not good at these. But I'll give you C-shart.

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Domenico Solazzo Author

C-SharK also works well!!

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amananandrai

C-shard as in database sharding

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Ben Halpern

Luby
Rubs

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Domenico Solazzo Author

Ruby on Mails
Ruby on Nails

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Thiago E. Santos

Ruby on Fails

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Domenico Solazzo Author

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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mayank joshi

Goland->Loland

Node -> lode

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Domenico Solazzo Author

Node -> Nude๐Ÿคฃ

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gfabrizi

Ok, we have a winner ๐Ÿคฃ

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Domenico Solazzo Author

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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mayank joshi

Shit didn't realize this ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…

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Ben Sinclair

Nope.

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Domenico Solazzo Author

๐Ÿคฃ

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Domenico Solazzo Author

PhP -> PhD

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Domenico Solazzo Author

C++ -> C+-

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Tom Hewlett-Taylor

I'm sure there's a good one for Dart but I just can't think of it.

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amananandrai • Edited on

Quite easily Dirt, Part, Mart, Dark ,and Cart๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Karthik RP

So, Fart?

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amananandrai

Swift as Shift
And Coffeescript as Toffeescript

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alexandre-o-o

C -> R

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lexiestence

C plus plum. Remember to eat some fruits while coding.

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Domenico Solazzo Author

๐Ÿคฃ

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Nikola Stojakoviฤ‡

Rust => Dust
Dart => Cart
Haskell => Haswell
Lisp => Wisp
Boo => Poo
DinkC => KinkC
Racket => Facket
Nim => Rim
Pike => Puke

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Ellis

PHd

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Nancy

Node โ€”> Deno

Guess thatโ€™s already taken ๐Ÿ˜…

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Adnan Babakan (he/him)

C = C + 1

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