Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
I'm a friendly, non-dev, cisgender guy from NC who enjoys playing music/making noise, hiking, eating veggies, and hanging out with my best friend/wife + our 3 kitties + 1 greyhound.
DEV:
Its DB configuration problem.
How do you mean there is no log files?
That is just nice to have feature.
Its Testers problem, they didnt tested it right.
Team:
Last sprint communication was good.
Did you write tests for this crap?
How do you mean this code is in Production?
Crap in crap out.
We will refactor it in the next sprint.
We could't make this sprints goal because of Technical debt we mentioned last retrospective.
We need to write more unittests.
We can improve it with static code anaysis.
PM:
we need more people on project.
quality is bad so you need to work faster.
i promissed to client that this feature will be included in todays build.
QA:
you made last commit on this service so i will assign you for this bug
LOL.
Two and a half years later, still 100% relevant.
I spot dev.to/saronyitbarek!
@saronyitbarek 👀
When I tried to tag her it wasn't working! Thanks for that :)
...We're a bots company now.
missing
Really diggin' the tunes in this. 😀
I want more of this
First time I see this. 🔥
Oh man! The 75% done one is something I'm VERY guilty of 🤣
"Out of Scope" is one I quote to the Design team quite a bit...
Brilliant! I heard a few of these today 😶
DEV:
Its DB configuration problem.
How do you mean there is no log files?
That is just nice to have feature.
Its Testers problem, they didnt tested it right.
Team:
Last sprint communication was good.
Did you write tests for this crap?
How do you mean this code is in Production?
Crap in crap out.
We will refactor it in the next sprint.
We could't make this sprints goal because of Technical debt we mentioned last retrospective.
We need to write more unittests.
We can improve it with static code anaysis.
PM:
we need more people on project.
quality is bad so you need to work faster.
i promissed to client that this feature will be included in todays build.
QA:
you made last commit on this service so i will assign you for this bug
When they mention Elm, I LOLLED HARD
This was great! We need more of this!
Lol I love it! I can totally relate
So much nostalgia!!! This video still makes me laugh 😂
"How'd that ever work" 😂
Different from places I've been.
Urgh switching to Angular?!?!? :-))) Fantastic, please, more. :)