Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
I'm a friendly, non-dev, cisgender guy from NC who enjoys playing music/making noise, hiking, eating veggies, and hanging out with my best friend/wife + our 3 kitties + 1 greyhound.
DEV:
Its DB configuration problem.
How do you mean there is no log files?
That is just nice to have feature.
Its Testers problem, they didnt tested it right.
Team:
Last sprint communication was good.
Did you write tests for this crap?
How do you mean this code is in Production?
Crap in crap out.
We will refactor it in the next sprint.
We could't make this sprints goal because of Technical debt we mentioned last retrospective.
We need to write more unittests.
We can improve it with static code anaysis.
PM:
we need more people on project.
quality is bad so you need to work faster.
i promissed to client that this feature will be included in todays build.
QA:
you made last commit on this service so i will assign you for this bug
I'm a fan of Open Source and have a growing interest in serverless and edge computing. I'm not a big fan of spiders, but they're doing good work eating bugs. I also stream on Twitch.
LOL.
Two and a half years later, still 100% relevant.
I spot dev.to/saronyitbarek!
@saronyitbarek 👀
When I tried to tag her it wasn't working! Thanks for that :)
...We're a bots company now.
Really diggin' the tunes in this. 😀
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DEV:
Its DB configuration problem.
How do you mean there is no log files?
That is just nice to have feature.
Its Testers problem, they didnt tested it right.
Team:
Last sprint communication was good.
Did you write tests for this crap?
How do you mean this code is in Production?
Crap in crap out.
We will refactor it in the next sprint.
We could't make this sprints goal because of Technical debt we mentioned last retrospective.
We need to write more unittests.
We can improve it with static code anaysis.
PM:
we need more people on project.
quality is bad so you need to work faster.
i promissed to client that this feature will be included in todays build.
QA:
you made last commit on this service so i will assign you for this bug
Brilliant! I heard a few of these today 😶
I want more of this
Oh man! The 75% done one is something I'm VERY guilty of 🤣
First time I see this. 🔥
"Out of Scope" is one I quote to the Design team quite a bit...
Lol I love it! I can totally relate
When they mention Elm, I LOLLED HARD
This was great! We need more of this!
Different from places I've been.
"How'd that ever work" 😂
Urgh switching to Angular?!?!? :-))) Fantastic, please, more. :)
So much nostalgia!!! This video still makes me laugh 😂