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Jess Lee
Jess Lee

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Flashback Friday: Sh*t DEVs Say

This was a lot of fun to make. From 'the olden days' (Fall 2016):

Happy Friday!

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rhymes

LOL.

Two and a half years later, still 100% relevant.

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Laurie
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Jess Lee • Edited on

@saronyitbarek πŸ‘€

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Laurie

When I tried to tag her it wasn't working! Thanks for that :)

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Peter Kim Frank

...We're a bots company now.

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derek

missing

meme

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stereobooster

I want more of this

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sanidz • Edited on

DEV:
Its DB configuration problem.
How do you mean there is no log files?
That is just nice to have feature.
Its Testers problem, they didnt tested it right.

Team:
Last sprint communication was good.
Did you write tests for this crap?
How do you mean this code is in Production?
Crap in crap out.
We will refactor it in the next sprint.
We could't make this sprints goal because of Technical debt we mentioned last retrospective.
We need to write more unittests.
We can improve it with static code anaysis.

PM:
we need more people on project.
quality is bad so you need to work faster.
i promissed to client that this feature will be included in todays build.

QA:
you made last commit on this service so i will assign you for this bug

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Max Antonucci

"Out of Scope" is one I quote to the Design team quite a bit...

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Nick Taylor

First time I see this. πŸ”₯

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Jay R. Wren

When they mention Elm, I LOLLED HARD

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Tyler V. (he/him)

Oh man! The 75% done one is something I'm VERY guilty of 🀣

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Andrew Healey

Brilliant! I heard a few of these today 😢

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Gift Egwuenu

Lol I love it! I can totally relate

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MartΓ­n Emanuel

This was great! We need more of this!

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Michael Tharrington (he/him)

Really diggin' the tunes in this. πŸ˜€

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Anna Rankin

So much nostalgia!!! This video still makes me laugh πŸ˜‚

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