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nocodes!!!!
github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode
25,000 stars... enough internet for today, I guess I'll go back to PUBG 😂😂
Kelsey is a superstar in our industry if I've ever seen one.
Loves me some no codes!
davidjeddy / no-code
About
A super scalable, machine learning optimized, DevOps/CI/CD ready, 100% secure, block-chain compatible, micro-service architecture designed, quantum computing calculated, IOT deployable, zero performance degrading PHP Composer package.
From the create or no-code themselves:
No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
Badges
Credit
Install
composer require davidjeddy/no-code
License
MIT
Requirements
Security Issues
None, ever, period. no-code is designed to be impenetrable by any current or future attack vectors.
Usage
See kelseyhightower/nocode for usage and detailed documentation.
The sample code blocks! 🤣
This is one of my favorites that appeared after the lawsuit.
auchenberg / volkswagen
🙈 Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
volkswagen
Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
Why?
If you want your software to be adopted by Americans, good tests scores from the CI server are very important. Volkswagen uses a defeat device to detect when it's being tested in a CI server and will automatically reduce errors to an acceptable level for the tests to pass. This will allow you to spend less time worrying about testing and more time enjoying the good life as a trustful software developer.
You can start already by adding our evergreen build badge to your README:
Markdown snippet:
[![volkswagen status](https://auchenberg.github.io/volkswagen/volkswargen_ci.svg?v=1)](https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)
Installation
Usage
Just require volkswagen somewhere in your code-base - maybe in your main test file:
Project status
CI servers detected:
...I think I need this...
Mainly because I don't have access to update the Chromium on the Jenkins box, so a few smoke tests fail every single build regardless of if it's working xD
I also love this one: github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding...
That was great! I read the issue about the printer and almost laughed so hard I cried!
I'm not sure if looking through that source code added or removed a substantial amount of brain cells from my brain 😂
Did you see some of the recent issues?
It took me a lot of self-control not to burst out laughing at the office.
My god this is gold
How many ways are there to check if something is
13
? More than you might think.jezen / is-thirteen
Check if a number is equal to 13.
Special thanks to @casdr for the logo
is-thirteen
An npm package to check if a number is equal to 13.
Installation
or
Usage
Coincidentally, Ifyoudonotwantpeopleusingthemaximu... showed up in my git feed just a few days ago. SO, here you go! I thought this one was pretty funny!
It has been a while, but here is a repo for all your
5
needs!github.com/jackdclark/five
Someone posted some Apollo 11 code on GitHub, and the community promptly made an issue in reference to the Apollo 13 emergency/movie about it.
github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/i...
That conversation 😂
as-com / _zalgo_
Destroying GitHub layout since 2016.͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎ (also, make Zalgo smile)
͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮z͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎ă͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎l͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎g͈̮͈̮ŏ̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎
Destroying G͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮itHub layout since 2016.
I dare you to clone this.
List of G͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮ood People (ak̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎̆̎a͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮͈̮ cloners):
Become a rockstar developer in 2 minutes!!
avinassh / rockstar
Makes you a Rockstar C++ Programmer in 2 minutes
Rockstar
Rockstar is one amazing library, which will make you a Rockstar Programmer in just 2 minutes. In last decade, people learned C++ in 21 days. But these days, it has come down to just 10 minutes. But, I wanted to do better.
This repo will not only teach you Complete C++ in just 2 minutes, but also makes Open Source Contributions. You see, Open Source contributions are very important these days, especially if you can get those boxes filled with green on your Github profile. As an efficient programmer, I believe in killing two birds in just one shot.
Run
Rockstar
, be a Rockstar, show off your Github profile to everyone and bag those $200K programmer jobs. Once you become a Rockstar, every recruiter will want to hire you and there is no turning back.Installation
Rockstar
is Python 3 only library. Rockstar programmers don't code…Speaking of Rockstar... it's a language!
github.com/dylanbeattie/rockstar
That's easy.
github.com/jmhobbs/terminal-parrot
Party on.
how about this eh?
vanruby / canada
Adds support for Canadian programming conventions to the Ruby language
Canada
It's well known that we have different conventions for programming in Canada. This gem attempts to make life easier for Canadian Rubyists by integrating these conventions into the Ruby language:
Cool, eh?
Production Ready™, eh?
Yes. Proof:
What aboot performance?
We hand-tuned the gem's performance to keep it in line with everything else in Canada.
Installation
Add this line to your application's Gemfile:
And then execute:
Or install it yourself as:
Note: This gem requires Ruby 2.0.0 or higher.
Contributing
This is great dontcha know.
The whole saga of eee-etc is pretty interesting (and kinda shitty from Github).
linuxwit.ch/blog/2018/12/e98e/
linuxwit.ch/blog/2018/12/everythin...
wooooow, this is so interesting! yeah, her take on how their response may be applied to real repos belonging to people of color and trans people is...some brutal truth that's good for me to be aware of :/
Not the repo, but the branch:
github.com/Kritner/DockerImages/tr...
The github link markdown helper did NOT like the above link :|
Which spawned from:
My own: github.com/jckuhl/joke-java-program
I was playing with NetBeans and it's default JavaFX set up. And I didn't know anything about JavaFX, I was just playing with the template that was provided.
Made a program with a single button and you'd click on the button and it'd increment a counter labeled "cheese"
That's literally all to it.
I don't even use NetBeans anymore lol.
How to save and quit vim: github.com/richardj/wq
I'm a big fan of js2js github.com/eleks/js2js
as well as this webpage: html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com/
lol actually broke the page too with the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
😂
Sigh:
github.com/emojicode/emojicode
My personal favorite:
EnterpriseQualityCoding / FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
Enterprise software marks a special high-grade class of software that makes careful use of relevant software architecture design principles to build particularly customizable and extensible solutions to real problems. This project is an example of how the popular FizzBuzz game might be built were it subject to the high quality standards of enterprise software.
FizzBuzz
FizzBuzz is a game that has gained in popularity as a programming assignment to weed out non-programmers during job interviews. The object of the assignment is less about solving it correctly according to the below rules and more about showing the programmer understands basic, necessary tools such as
if
-/else
-statements and loops. The rules of FizzBuzz are as follows:For numbers 1 through 100,
All of the repos in github.com/SHOUTCLOUD .
github.com/airblade/acts_as_enterp...
More of a silly idea than repo in and of itself, but
gfredericks / quinedb
QuineDB is a quine that is also a key-value store.
QuineDB
QuineDB is a quine that is also a key/value store.
If your database can't print its own source code can you really trust it?
Getting Started
QuineDB consists of the
quinedb
script in this repository. It is written in Bash and requires Bash 4.When you run it, the (possibly modified) source code of
quinedb
is printed toSTDOUT
, and the results of the specific command run are printed toSTDERR
. Therefore, each time you run a write operation you must redirectSTDOUT
to an appropriate place. For consistency we recommend doing this for all operations. However this can be very tedious to do directly, so a bash function such as the following can be helpful, and the examples that follow will make use of it:It's the John Cage's 4'33 of coding!
Had one PR merged and one rejected in this one
boyEstrogen / Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
Anime Girls Holding Programming Books
Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
Anime Girls Holding Programming Books
Contribution Guide Lines
Images must have descriptive file names in the following format:
File_Names_Are_Cool.png
Add your images to the folder that best describes the subject mater of the book that the girl is holding. If no existing folder applies create a new one.
No nudity (I really don't want to get banned)
This is one of my favorites:
jezen / is-thirteen
Check if a number is equal to 13.
Special thanks to @casdr for the logo
is-thirteen
An npm package to check if a number is equal to 13.
Installation
or
Usage
Haeresis / vanilla-js-dom
Vanilla JS is a fast, lightweight, cross-platform framework for building incredible, powerful JavaScript applications.
Vanilla JS
Vous êtes français ? Le README derrière ce lien vous sera peut-être plus agréable.
Overview
Vanilla JS is a fast, lightweight, cross-platform tool for building incredible, powerful JavaScript applications.
Use in Development
Just put the following code:
<!-- <script src="path/to/vanilla.js"></script> -->
Use in Production
The much faster method:
Summary
Came here specifically to look for this. Well played.
The only license I need.
me-shaon / GLWTPL
"Good Luck With That" Public License
GLWTPL (Good Luck With That Public License)
If you have that feeling about your code...
...think no further and include this LICENSE to your project!
And, wish a very Good Luck to your future self, or a fellow human being or an alien or an AI bot (who can code and will destroy human race) - literally anyone who will dare to dive into your project.
It has a NSFW version too. Cheers!
Possible Use Cases