- I’ve been doing this for 20+ years senior
- I’ve been here for 5, but my tech is only 10 senior
- I’ve seen some shit senior
- I watched a tutorial senior
- I’ve done front end, back end, middle end, upside down end senior
- erase it all and start again senior
- 10x senior
- -10x senior
- I started on mainframe senior
- I’m still on mainframe senior
- I read a blog post about it senior
- I can Google senior
- Stack Overflow is my doc senior
- What's a doc? senior
- Your code can't be trusted because it didn't come from me senior
- I've brought down production senior
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Cross-posted on my personal blog.
Top comments (25)
Rockstar developer senior.
5 years of experience on the framework created less than a year ago, senior
Yaaasss
I got in before you did senior
Architects! Unless you want to go into management, then there's that 😊
Or my favorite tactic, duct tape yourself to the wall. They can’t get rid of you then 😂
Senior developer developing senior things senior
😂😂
Oh no! Is almost 40 the new senior? Asking for a friend 😂☠️
So much truth it hurts
professional senior google searcher
'I can re-write Linux kernel in Malborge' senior
I just saw a resume from someone who apparently went from Junior to Senior in a single year, I don't even know how these job titles work anymore :P
Life comes at you fast! Ps) was it mine 😂
It's not about that, I just don't wanna be responsible for paying any invoices for your widow 😁
Hey "Dead rock" is either about music or some cloth ;-)
I'm Senior Vice President of software-as-a-service
"Dead rock senior" sounds similar
take your time, never meant it offensive :D
you what??? :D
I think that you are a senior, the moment farting starts to hurt
Whoa that took a turn
haha :D yeah sorry
Actually.. are real senior farts dust clouds from his/her porch
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