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Kim Arnett 
Kim Arnett 

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The Various Levels of "Senior" | Satire

  • I’ve been doing this for 20+ years senior
  • I’ve been here for 5, but my tech is only 10 senior
  • I’ve seen some shit senior
  • I watched a tutorial senior
  • I’ve done front end, back end, middle end, upside down end senior
  • erase it all and start again senior
  • 10x senior
  • -10x senior
  • I started on mainframe senior
  • I’m still on mainframe senior
  • I read a blog post about it senior
  • I can Google senior
  • Stack Overflow is my doc senior
  • What's a doc? senior
  • Your code can't be trusted because it didn't come from me senior
  • I've brought down production senior

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Cross-posted on my personal blog.

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Gabriel Molter

Rockstar developer senior.

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Gabriel Molter

5 years of experience on the framework created less than a year ago, senior

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Kim Arnett 

Yaaasss

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Bennett(he/him)

I got in before you did senior

 
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Kim Arnett 

Architects! Unless you want to go into management, then there's that 😊
Or my favorite tactic, duct tape yourself to the wall. They can’t get rid of you then 😂

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Kim Arnett 

Oh no! Is almost 40 the new senior? Asking for a friend 😂☠️

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Felippe Regazio

Senior developer developing senior things senior

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Kim Arnett 

😂😂

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Avalander
  • I still don't know what I'm doing senior.
    • ...but I'm doing it better than you senior.
  • I can spell a lot of buzzwords senior.
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Kim Arnett 

So much truth it hurts

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Kaleb M • Edited

professional senior google searcher

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David Bruchmann

"Dead rock senior" sounds similar

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Madza

'I can re-write Linux kernel in Malborge' senior

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