The Various Levels of "Senior" | Satire

• I’ve been doing this for 20+ years senior
• I’ve been here for 5, but my tech is only 10 senior
• I’ve seen some shit senior
• I watched a tutorial senior
• I’ve done front end, back end, middle end, upside down end senior
• erase it all and start again senior
• 10x senior
• -10x senior
• I started on mainframe senior
• I’m still on mainframe senior
• I read a blog post about it senior
• I can Google senior
• Stack Overflow is my doc senior
• What's a doc? senior
• Your code can't be trusted because it didn't come from me senior
• I've brought down production senior

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Cross-posted on my personal blog.

Comments

[Gabriel Molter]

Rockstar developer senior.

[Gabriel Molter]

5 years of experience on the framework created less than a year ago, senior

[Kim Arnett ]

Yaaasss

[Bennett(he/him)]

I got in before you did senior

[Kim Arnett ]

Architects! Unless you want to go into management, then there's that 😊
Or my favorite tactic, duct tape yourself to the wall. They can’t get rid of you then 😂

[Kim Arnett ]

Oh no! Is almost 40 the new senior? Asking for a friend 😂☠️

[Felippe Regazio]

Senior developer developing senior things senior

[Kim Arnett ]

😂😂

[Avalander]

• I still don't know what I'm doing senior.
  • ...but I'm doing it better than you senior.
• I can spell a lot of buzzwords senior.

[Kim Arnett ]

So much truth it hurts

[Kaleb M]

professional senior google searcher

[David Bruchmann]

"Dead rock senior" sounds similar

[Madza]

'I can re-write Linux kernel in Malborge' senior