As it's close to Christmas, a word game such as sharades is usually quite popular, that might be hard so let's try a drinking game, now I don't have any drinks so i'l skip that (but feel free to take a shot of water, espresso, milk or juice if you have some).
So the rules, I say, "never have I ever", and if you have done this before, comment "shot" and tell us your never have I ever.
Il start in the comments.
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Never have I ever wrote a SQL query.
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Never have I ever broken production 🥃🥃🥃
Never have I ever merged without waiting for tests to pass. 🥃🥃
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Never have I ever commited without testing hoping it will just work fine
🥃❌🔟 the shame of it.
Never have I ever closed a ticket without completely finishing everything because the last requirement was unlikely to see the light of day.
I have never rewritten my code so they circumvent the tests.
Never have I ever questioned if the test is actually useful.
Never have I ever committed a unit test that I didn't also test if I could get it to fail successfully to catch dev idiot mistakes. Test your da*n tests.
Never have I ever written c++
🥃🥃 Never have I ever written php in anger
I think all my PHP is written in anger.
I wasn't aware you could write php in any other emotion
I don't write PHP, good for mental health.
OK I'd be passed out on the floor by now with these comments :D
Never have I ever left an unfinished project on my GitHub with a mental “promise” to finish it some other day
🚔🚨 30 year old white male, suspected alcohol poisoning.
Never have I ever used a Jetbrains product for more than a week.
Never have I ever committed a secret by accident
Shot 🥃
Never have I ever hard coded something to show it to the client 🍺
Never Have I ever cracked a competitive coding round!
🥃🥃
Never have I ever used GraalVM in production
Never have I ever rm -rf / prod server after 40 no sleep
Never have i ever write a spaghetti code
🥃 Never have I ever written perfect code.