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"Why" questions.
Typically "why did do you do it this way?".

because they usually help me back-track & explain what happened.
(translated, they make me "think" 🧠)

 

My favourite:
... After completing a task at work...
"Wow, nice. How did you do it? Did you write software?"
"Yes."

What I'd like to be asked:
"So, you can write software and I can do this (some skill). Wanna make something together?"

What I do get asked:
"Can you hack Facebook password?"

 

I like to be asked what music and math have in common

 

So I am curious now: What do music and math have in common? :)

 

hahahaha ok

So music is made mainly out of rythm, which is a cyclic process. And the scales are like the sets theory...

If the person seems really interested I usually mention that once I met a college professor that mapped drum rythms in group theory equations.

Okay that was unexpected, but very interesting! Thanks for revealing :)

 
 

I honestly really enjoy the "interesting fact" question because it gives me an excuse to talk about my three-legged pitbull. πŸ•

 
 

How can I make my website faster?

As long as they’re not looking for details on specific frameworks and more general principles, I know I have a lot to say!

 

I love when I'm writing code, and people ask what I'm working on.

If I'm working on client projects, I get to then talk to them about the life of a software consultant, and how much more there is to development than just writing code.

If I'm working on anything else, I get to talk about the amazing OSS communities I'm involved in.

And in both cases, I get to try and teach the asker about the specific code I'm working on, and get to hopefully teach them something new (even if they're not programmers!)

 

I'm high functioning autistic and the number 1 question i get asked is when people find that out (usually a couple months after they meet me) is some variant of: "oh, is that why youre good at...?"

It used to really aggravate and insult me. But now, I use it as an excuse to be funny like "no, I was bitten by a computer that was mutated in a government lab" or "actually, I was exposed to a radioactive guitar and piano. Don't make me angry or I'll play freeform jazz..." 😁😁😁😝😝

 

Even tho there isn't a day where someone ask/talk about it, my favorite question to be asked is "How tall are you?". My unusual height is a very good ice breaker. It's a great way to stand out (no pun intended) from the rest and a very effective to be remembered.

 

I've done a lot of mentoring and teaching in the past and what most people ask me is the stereotypical:

"How do I become a senior developer like you?"

My responses may vary based on my mood for cracking a joke, but they always boil down to something like this...

"Forget about taglines, senior, junior, 10x freaking unicorn, or rockstar. It means absolutely nothing in the real world. What you should give a crap about is how to bring engineering back into the art of being a software engineer. Learn core concepts of algorithms and problem solving. Learn how to take responsibility for the code you write. Learn how to own it! Own your code and everything you do. Your job is not done until the code is running in production, and your customers have a fast, responsive and, most importantly, working app. Then you are an engineer, not just a coder."

☝️ That's the short version. πŸ˜„

 

Ooh I like this one! One of my favorite ice-breaker questions is really related - "What is one thing you wish people would ask you about more?"

My answer to yours is probably "What do you like to do in your free time?"

I'm a huge fan of picking up new hobbies and I love talking about learning new things, especially unrelated to tech.

 
 

"How do computers actually work?"
"How does the internet work?"
"How do (internal combustion) engines work?"
Any of those will get me talking and grabbing for something to draw diagrams on.
Sadly, most people want the 30 second answer, not the 30 minute answer.

 

For the infernal combustion engine:

It's all based on harnessing the power of micro-explosions. This is why 
Hollywood *loves* the "car rolls over and catches on fire" trope - the
writers can claim "hey, it was already exploding, we just made it watchable!"
 

Mine is "what if...", I actually love asking that question to myself as well. Those two words spark something in me, and my imagination goes wild.

 

I love getting asked "Is that a WRX?" so I can ramble on about my favorite moneypit for a while!

 
 

Client: "How much and how do you charge your code?"
Me: "60$ per meter" :)

 

"WHAT'S YOUR ONE REP MAX?!"

Joke aside, I don't really know...

Somehow I'm most happy when I'm asking the questions.

How do you feel?

What do you do for fun?

What do you do for a living?

 
 

I reckon that's a rather rude question, actually. Especially if it came up in an interview.

 

"Can you explain this to me?" tied with "I'm stuck on this problem, can you help me?"

 
 

What is something you are interested in learning next?

I have such a long list and am so excited about so many things. It's a vague question, but one that I could discuss for hours.

 

FAVORITE_MUSIC (
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["What's your favorite kind of music?","Favorite music?"];
)

 

how be professional in architect design of application faster?

 
 

Are you happy yourself?
Is simple question but very deeply for mindfulness

 

"What makes you say that?"

I enjoy explaining my reasoning about things, but am not a fan of foisting it on people, unprompted.

 

Which of your projects are you most proud of?

But I also like to talk about music. :-)

 

I am Danish, we just start randomly talking about the weather, it works.

 

How my code suddenly started working without touching it?

 
 

I connected to the production database and now it looks like all the data has disappeared.... How do I get it back?

(Mainly because we have lots of backups)!

 

How do I start creative coding and further deep understanding??

 
 

How do you always look so handsome, on a Monday morning? πŸ˜‹

 

What are we doing here? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

 
 

"Are you are PEY or a Co-op?"

(Toronto joke ... PEY is a 16-month internship program in UofT, Co-op is a 4-month internship program from U of Waterloo, and I am 30yo)

 

"Got any cool projects on the go?"

Leaves people to answer work related, not work related, anything.

Much better than "what do you do?" etc...

 
 

"Why don't you just copy and paste the code from the other page so the issue would get fixed and you won't spend too much time on it?"

 

How come this specific line of code is not working?! 😩

 

"So you're the one who broke the code in X product right? πŸ™ˆ"

 
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