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Ben Halpern
Ben Halpern

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What is software? (wrong answers only)

Entertain me.

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cubiclesocial

Top 6 software development languages in 2020

  1. HTML
  2. SQL
  3. XML
  4. JSON
  5. CSV
  6. PDF
  7. DOCX
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Alain D'Ettorre

Software is the only legal drug they even pay you to use

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kwitgit

Typing orders at tiny chunks of poisoned sand to make them do math. Oh sorry... you said wrong answers.

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Mayuram Kausthub

Software is RAM's best friend

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Rahul

Not an answer but 2min silence for software developers who are reading this.

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Damla Köksal

Spaghetti.

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Robby Russell 🐘🚂

an illusion

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Ben Halpern

But is that wrong? 🤔

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Justin Maximillian Kimlim

The opposite of hardware.

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Enrique Matta-Rodriguez

Software: Magical words that force wires and metal in a box to flip the on and off switch a lot really fast.

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Andrei Dascalu

Software is the pen name of the person who first said "it works on my machine"

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Patrik Jajcay

As it's an opposite of hardware, it doesn't exist since you can't touch it.

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Manuel Spigolon

It is a tool for lazy people, to become active ones instead

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Matt Ellen • Edited

Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.

With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.

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Paweł Ludwiczak

"Did you try turning it off and on again?"

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