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Ben Halpern
Ben Halpern

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What is software? (wrong answers only)

Entertain me.

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Pandita

software: the warm feeling of recently washed and dried clothes * - * (one of my favorite feelings)

girl carrying clothes

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Ben Halpern

😅

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Marian

OK, you win :D

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Mike Bybee • Edited

Speaking in otherworldly languages, summoning demons to do your bidding.
🐐🤘😈

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Stephen Gerkin

I think the only incorrect part of this statement is the assumption that the demons will do your bidding.

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Mike Bybee • Edited

*in the hope that they

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Stephen Gerkin • Edited

If they don't do your bidding, we can always just redefine what our bidding was in the first place! ;)

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ItsThatHexagonGuy

Software is one of 2 states that any man can be in

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Gordon Reeder

The department secretary?

Look, you said that you wanted wrong answers.

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Winston Puckett

It's like softserve, but you put it on your body.

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Quintus Cardozo • Edited

It's like hardware but soft and flexible

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Chad Wilson

Cotton plates, silk cups wool bowls.......

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Albert Ulysses • Edited

It's when you unplug the modem from the socket, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Kushal Niroula

Just google it, it's not that HARD 😂🤣😁

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shadowtime2000

Thou speak'st wiser than thou art softly ware of

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AKASH KAINTURA

which feels soft when touched :)

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Andrei Dascalu

The result of mixing code with too much coffee

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Andrei Dascalu

It's what gets me free access to coca cola, game consoles, coffee andbpizza

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Fabian Holzer

The only reasonable way to make a decent living with dadaistic poetry.

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Paweł Ludwiczak

"Did you try turning it off and on again?"

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