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I could tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.


Here's mine:

One day a fellow programmer came one hour late to work, said nothing just sat down and started coding. Nobody said anything but everyone was gossiping and giving him bad looks. When he started packing his stuff one hour earlier one of the guys just exploded: "What? You came late and now you're trying to leave earlier? What's wrong with you?!?!". And the guy says: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm on vacation..."


There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Hahaha, that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!

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