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Tell me a good IT joke

slavius profile image Slavius ・1 min read

Tell me a good joke you know with coding / devops / infra / testing / support related twist. ;)

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Avalander

I could tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

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Ben Halpern
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Haruan Justino

The user walks into a bar, asks where is the bathroom, the bar explodes.

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Slavius Author

Here's mine:

One day a fellow programmer came one hour late to work, said nothing just sat down and started coding. Nobody said anything but everyone was gossiping and giving him bad looks. When he started packing his stuff one hour earlier one of the guys just exploded: "What? You came late and now you're trying to leave earlier? What's wrong with you?!?!". And the guy says: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm on vacation..."

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Ghost

knock knock
race condition
who's there?

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Slavius Author

Hahaha, that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!

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Kasey Speakman

There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Stacy Cashmore

And the other good one:

There are only two types of people in the word.
Those who can extrapolate information from an incomplete set of data

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rajendrarusmana

Microservices will solve all of your problems.

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Ravaka Razafimanantsoa

I love this webcomic with IT jokes but I am not sure it fits here...
Commitstrip. commitstrip.com/en

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Michael De Abreu

Please, share

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Ravaka Razafimanantsoa

Sorry, I thought I wrote the name lol

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Vetle Leinonen-Roeim

TCP/IP, but mostly IP

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