Tell me a good IT joke

Tell me a good joke you know with coding / devops / infra / testing / support related twist. ;)

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[Avalander]

I could tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[Peyton McGinnis]

👏🏼

[Ben Halpern]

Bill Sempf

@sempf

QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

17:56 PM - 23 Sep 2014

29359 21111

[Haruan Justino]

The user walks into a bar, asks where is the bathroom, the bar explodes.

[Slavius]

Here's mine:

One day a fellow programmer came one hour late to work, said nothing just sat down and started coding. Nobody said anything but everyone was gossiping and giving him bad looks. When he started packing his stuff one hour earlier one of the guys just exploded: "What? You came late and now you're trying to leave earlier? What's wrong with you?!?!". And the guy says: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm on vacation..."

[Ghost]

knock knock
race condition
who's there?

[Slavius]

Hahaha, that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!

[rajendrarusmana]

Microservices will solve all of your problems.

[Kasey Speakman]

There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Stacy Cashmore]

And the other good one:

There are only two types of people in the word.
Those who can extrapolate information from an incomplete set of data

[Peyton McGinnis]

Fantastic.

[Ravaka Razafimanantsoa]

I love this webcomic with IT jokes but I am not sure it fits here...
Commitstrip. commitstrip.com/en

[Michael De Abreu]

Please, share

[Ravaka Razafimanantsoa]

Sorry, I thought I wrote the name lol

[Vetle Leinonen-Roeim]

TCP/IP, but mostly IP

[VenatusDev]

Wix.com