That’s the setup. What’s the punchline?
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That’s the setup. What’s the punchline?
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Top comments (108)
1 developer and a 3.4 Gb
node_modulesfolder.I feel personally attacked
This hurts 😔
Why? Do you nedd only 2.1GB?
It's not the size it's how you use I.T that counts.
ahhahha genius 🥳🤣
None. That's a hardware problem. ((Old punchline to this joke. Haha.))
I also like:
None. The light bulb works fine on the system in my office.
both of these are hilarious
Mad chuckle
Oldie, but a goodie
We can't know how many resources we need until we:
The End.
Tl;dr
Me neither. Hope it's ok. 🤣
I was making a joke about the joke. Lol so jokes on you, I suppose.
That tends to happen from time to time. 😅 It's hard making a buck as a dev standup these days. I was attempting, poorly.
Your name proves you have the upper hand this time, Mr Witt.
This is painfully true.
That sounds more like: How many product owners...
You could have done
npm install -g punchlineand make the whole world laugh at onceYou could have done it in CSS Alvaro while eating Italian tapas.
Wait, what?
Was referencing/joking about the paella food tweet & your daily CSS experiments in one. Supposed to be abstract humor but it was a terrible attempt. Sorry. 😳
I can guarantee that's a thing without looking it up.
I couldn't help it, I looked it up, it's not a thing. I will give it 5 mins and I'm sure somebody will have take it.
This needs to be a thing. CLI of random "dad jokes" maybe??
EDIT: Made it a thing - npmjs.com/package/@vip3rousmango/p...
It's not a CLI, but this has dad jokes galore!
Punchline is a dad joke AI trained from said cli?
Features:
I think we have a product here?
Dear god, Jeremy. I'm ... speachless.
npmjs.com/package/punchline
punchline
0.1.1 • Public • Published 4 years ago
It's a thing.
Curse my inability to use a keyboard. I wonder what it does.
Not surprisingly;
punchlineis an actual package: npmjs.com/package/punchlineWhat dev has time to screw in their own lightbulbs? Just use AWS CloudBulb--abstracts away all the details and they've got a free tier!
Too bad their pricing model is nearly impossible to comprehend. You can't just buy the lightbulb, you have to individually purchase the glass and choose its shape, thickness, opacity. Then you need to pick your filament (from among 17 different shape variations, each in a number of different lengths), decide what kind of screw cap you need (I didn't even know there was more than one option!), and estimate the cost-per-minute given the expected wattage load and service up-time.
But once you've got all that figured out, you'll never need to worry about lightbulbs again! At least until the requirements change...
It's changed since you posted this.
Bulbs, sockets & houses are now a sealed single unit & not user serviceable. To change your bulb please upgrade to our latest house range.
We have houses in succulent pink, lavish lavender, boundless blue & chartreuse. Two sizes.
3 months of free smart door (then $9.99.99 pm). bOS compatible only.
Windows not included.
If you do opt for the optional Windows you will also receive a load of bloatware and occasionally and unexpectedly the house will somehow crash.
~stab~ right at the hear there Tom. :D
Don't you dare make this my next most popular comment.
Sometimes I actually post info. 😳
One to actually screw the lightbulb and 30 to say that they could've done it better.
Hahaha reminds me of this from Toggle that talks about it.
Throwing more devs at it won't solve it faster.
Ah, the mythical man-bulb
I'm here for this
👀🤣
Ticket Closed:
wont-fixReason:
This is a feature, not a bug. I like to work in the darkI don't know but you gotta make a JIRA ticket for it first
🤣 I laughed so hard at this because it reminded of one of my old company where this got out of hand. We replied with "Please send me the JIRA ticket" so often, our colleagues would wonder if they needed to file one to ask us to go for lunch. I could totally see this happening there if someone needed a lightbulb fixed.
Oh, I just wrote a
change_lighbulb.shscript to do it for me...Two. One to do it incorrectly and another to shove them out of the way with
!importantand put it in, before people realize three weeks later it's the wrong lightbulb and it's too late to fix it.Depends on the bulb:
Enterprise bulbs: need 5 developers with 15+ years of experience screwing bulbs.
Startup bulbs: need one developer on 5 redbulls to overengineer the bulb fitting so that it accepts any bulb!