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Two Programmers Walk Into a Bar...

Two Programmers Walk Into a Bar...

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Why do programmers like the winter?

Why do programmers like the winter?

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Infinite loop

Infinite loop

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Why was 0110 afraid of 0111?

Why was 0110 afraid of 0111?

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There are 10 types of people...

There are 10 types of people...

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Bugs on the wall

Bugs on the wall

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User Inyerface

User Inyerface

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The two most difficult problems in programming are...

The two most difficult problems in programming are...

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Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

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So Where Did You Two Meet?

So Where Did You Two Meet?

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A QA engineer enters a bar

A QA engineer enters a bar

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While vs Do while

While vs Do while

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What does PHP stand for?

What does PHP stand for?

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Who used the internet before it was cool?

Who used the internet before it was cool?

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A QA walks into a bar...

A QA walks into a bar...

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!false

!false

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The robot apocolypse

The robot apocolypse

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HTML.. 🥁

HTML.. 🥁

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A Programmer Goes Shopping

A Programmer Goes Shopping

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Why did Gargamel shut down the internet?

Why did Gargamel shut down the internet?

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Manger was pointing a dev coz of a massive production outage. Guess what did the dev say to the manager ?

Manger was pointing a dev coz of a massive production outage. Guess what did the dev say to the manager ?

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Google decides to not phase out Inbox!

Google decides to not phase out Inbox!

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Do you leave jokes in your code? If so, please share!

Do you leave jokes in your code? If so, please share!

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The Cake is a Lie!

The Cake is a Lie!

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Tell me a good IT joke

Tell me a good IT joke

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Small step to create telegram bot

Small step to create telegram bot

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What does your operating system say about you? Spoiler - probably nothing

What does your operating system say about you? Spoiler - probably nothing

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O'Reilly Cover Generator

O'Reilly Cover Generator

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Good Morning, Next time, I won't get 1,111 reactions and 5000 views in stats.

Good Morning, Next time, I won't get 1,111 reactions and 5000 views in stats.

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How to annoy the hell out of your users

How to annoy the hell out of your users

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Friday Night Deploys: #16 The Self-Isolation Showdown Extravaganza (Part 1)

Friday Night Deploys: #16 The Self-Isolation Showdown Extravaganza (Part 1)

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Vim black magic

Vim black magic

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The 5 Kinds of Laptop Owners - Sticker edition

The 5 Kinds of Laptop Owners - Sticker edition

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Little red failing test and other fables

Little red failing test and other fables

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Joke of the year / Century

Joke of the year / Century

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Friday Night Deploys: #15 Developer Pitfalls Or (How Not To Die Miserably In The Hole You've Dug)

Friday Night Deploys: #15 Developer Pitfalls Or (How Not To Die Miserably In The Hole You've Dug)

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Friday Night Deploys: #14 Be The G.O.A.T. When You're Remote

Friday Night Deploys: #14 Be The G.O.A.T. When You're Remote

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Please port your TCP applications to UDP

Please port your TCP applications to UDP

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Friday Night Deploys: #13 Sorry, Your Friends Make More Money Than You (#KnowYourWorth)

Friday Night Deploys: #13 Sorry, Your Friends Make More Money Than You (#KnowYourWorth)

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Friday Night Deploys: #11 Maybe It's Legacy Code, Maybe It's Just S**t

Friday Night Deploys: #11 Maybe It's Legacy Code, Maybe It's Just S**t

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Friday Night Deploys: #12 The Incredibly Peculiar World Of Job Titles In Tech

Friday Night Deploys: #12 The Incredibly Peculiar World Of Job Titles In Tech

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If you know you know 😂

If you know you know 😂

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Friday Night Deploys: #10 The Startup From Hell Part 2

Friday Night Deploys: #10 The Startup From Hell Part 2

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Programming langs explained with music!

Programming langs explained with music!

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Friday Night Deploys: #9 The Startup From Hell Part 1

Friday Night Deploys: #9 The Startup From Hell Part 1

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T-Shirt for next Interviews

T-Shirt for next Interviews

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Friday Night Deploys: #7 Goodbye 2019, You Trash Fire (New Year’s Resolutions)

Friday Night Deploys: #7 Goodbye 2019, You Trash Fire (New Year’s Resolutions)

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Friday Night Deploys: Not So Short Shorts # 1 - Breakfast, Ben 10 & Incel Power Fantasies

Friday Night Deploys: Not So Short Shorts # 1 - Breakfast, Ben 10 & Incel Power Fantasies

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Friday Night Deploys: #8 - How Working 80 Hours A Week Made Me A Better, More Miserable Developer

Friday Night Deploys: #8 - How Working 80 Hours A Week Made Me A Better, More Miserable Developer

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Friday Night Deploys: # 5 - Side Projects! (DMX Has A Net Worth Of Negative Ten Million Dollars)

Friday Night Deploys: # 5 - Side Projects! (DMX Has A Net Worth Of Negative Ten Million Dollars)

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What kind of developer would Einstein have been?

What kind of developer would Einstein have been?

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Friday Night Deploys: Episode 3 - What Tech Stacks Should You Learn In 2020?

Friday Night Deploys: Episode 3 - What Tech Stacks Should You Learn In 2020?

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Friday Night Deploys: Episode 2 - Work Life Batman

Friday Night Deploys: Episode 2 - Work Life Batman

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Encapsulation

Encapsulation

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Internet 24 years ago and nowadays

Internet 24 years ago and nowadays

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I can't say "this sucks" about Javascript...

I can't say "this sucks" about Javascript...

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There Are Two Types of Software Developers...

There Are Two Types of Software Developers...

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margin-right: -50%;

margin-right: -50%;

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Sorry if you've heard this one before

Sorry if you've heard this one before

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Simplicity to the Rescue (My New Personal Site)

Simplicity to the Rescue (My New Personal Site)

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